The Official, Super Official, Definitely-Not-A-Scam Cryptocurrency™
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Because every other coin was taken. Built on revolutionary blockchain technology* that we will absolutely explain later. Powered by hopes, dreams, and your wallet.
You're looking at it. We're basically a tech company now.
This part is a closely guarded secret. (We have not figured it out.)
Number go up. It is foretold. Do not question the prophecy.
Our profit. Your educational experience. Win-win.
As not featured in any reputable publication.
Absolutely not. We named the company after the most honest word we could find. Total transparency. Look how forthcoming we're being.
Soon™. Very soon. The soonest. Any day now. Keep refreshing. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies.
100% of the supply is allocated to "the vibes." Deflationary, inflationary, and aspirational — all at once. Our whitepaper is a single emoji: 🚀
The moon is the floor. We're going to the next moon after that one. Number can only go up. It's basic science.
Have we ever lied to you? Don't answer that. The point is: we're going to make it. Together. Mostly us.
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